Songteksten van The Locust


Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
Backbones of Jack Asses
Brand New Set of Teeth
Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft?
Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again
Cattle Mutilation
Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us
File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
Flash
Flash
Flash's Theme
Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
Hairspray Suppository
Halfway to a worthless ideal arrangement
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
How to Become a Virgin
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
Kill Roger Hedgecock
Listen, the Mighty Ear Is Here
Live from the Russian Compound
Moth-Eaten Deer Head
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes
Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?
Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form
Sever the Toes
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
Solar Panel Asses
Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
Straight from the Horses Mouth
Teenage Mustache
The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
This Is Radio Surgery
Turning Your Merchandise into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
Wet Dream War Machine
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch