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(Out Of) Tom Cruise [Control]
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1 2 3 Ur Dead
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25 Cents a Street? I'll Take Two
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8 Animals in Charge
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A Group of Eyebrows Take the World Lead in Toboggan Sleds
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A Lonely Baker's Dozen
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A Macaroni in San Jose
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A Town of Clown
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A Typical UPS Afternoon
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Abbreviated Apostrophes
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After All These, Still a Parachute
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After Beer
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Ain't Got Nothing but an Expired Coupon and a Time Machine
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Aliens Vs Predator Vs Chuck Norris: Whoever Wins, Chuck Norris Does
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Angry Customer Vs. Diner Owner, a Play in One Act
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Anna Kornucopia
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Another Sip for the Bookmobile
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Antelope on Onion Mountain
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Apparatusappendage
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Armoire of a Risk-Taker Than You
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Ass Buffington
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Aye Carumba! It's a Chimichanga!
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Baconmile
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Bagel for Mercy
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Barrelful of Root Beer Monkeys
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Barry Manilow Got Stuck in Sausage Fibers
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Big-C, Welcome Me Back
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Biography Breakfast
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Blue Skin T-Shirt (Bonus Track)
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Breaking Hearts, Breaking Nachos
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Brown Storm Brewing
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Bubblegum Drops and Listerine Samples
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Buddy Comedy in Sector 7
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Burt Reynolds Is Coming
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Butter Down the Hatches
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Caramel Sandiego
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Careful, That Love Bug Is Poisonous
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Carstart
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Cheap As a Jeep
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Cheesing Up My Cornrows for the Prom
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Chewing on Plastic Diapers
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Chicken Bok Wok
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Chinatown Chicken Nuggets
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Chumming the Ladder With Four Times the Mass of Church
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Clarging the Raisin Cran Away from the Child's Finger Ploop
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Close the Lid on My Mango Machine
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Cold As Ice
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Comatose Cakes Penguin
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Combo Moves in Alaska
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Corfnick
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Creating My Legacy of Milk Duds
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Crud Spaskinski's Dot Comma Chameleon
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Cry My Foot to Sleep
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Cryan Ryan
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Curling Up With a Good Nose Dangler
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Daaah!
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Dance of the Seedless Watermelon Nuggets
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Dancing to the Beat of a Thousand Dave Thomas Paperweights
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David Hasselhoff's Imaginary Comeback
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DinnerBot
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Do Ya Feel Me?
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Don't Throw Me No Magic Beans
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Doot
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Dr. Da Da Do and the Widget Crackers
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DrewBreeze
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Drive-By Chug Down
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Ear Die Whisper Chick
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Ear-Hole Political Party Dance-Off
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Earrings, Schmeerings We're All Adults Here
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Emergency Brake Divas
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Ex-Boyfriend Cologne
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Face Me (Roar)
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Facial Hair Fireworks
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Figured You Were Doing the Pounce-Around
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Fill the Diner With Horse Muffins
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Final Wish
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Flarp
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For You (For You)
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Fresh Step Into the Future
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Friendly Lenny Saves a Penny
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From Blue to Green in an Instant
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Gary Coleman Vs. The Ants
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Get Back McQuack
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Getting Drunk at the Granola Bar
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Give Me Relish Before My Pants Ignite
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Glazed Doughnuts for Me, Tube Socks for Karl Winslow
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Gloombing the Can of Sand Thomas
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Godzilla Meets Frankensoup
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Good Times (At the Alamo)
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Green With Envy, Pink With Denial
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Guinness Draught of World Records
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Have a Flapjack, Walter Kronkite
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Headgear for the Rest of Us
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Hey Hey What's Happening
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Hey Katrina, You Flooded My Heart
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Hit
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Hospital of the Never-Ending
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Hotek
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How a Group of Eyebrows and Matthew Broderick Ruined My Christmas
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I Discovered a Rare Species of Flargenheimer Foon Bug
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I Forgot the First Time I Saw You, but I'll Never Forget the Second
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I Skipped Cloud Nine and Went Straight to Ten
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I Will Never Be There for You
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I'd Like to Give a Shout-Out to Vanilla Wafers
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I'll Let You Be Mozart Just This Once
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I'm Breaking Up With You, but I Have Even Worse News (And That's the Good News)
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I'm Gonna Need at Least More Napkins
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I've Got Two Turkeys in My Pocket
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Icicles Bicycles
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If I Tell You a Secret, You Promise?
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If This Premonition Proves to Be True, Then Your False Statement Deserves a Round of Applause
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If You Had Two Arms, the Answer Would Be Yes
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In Quesadilla, Freeze Frame
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Intro-Ography
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Ireshone
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It's Always Midnight When I View My Stock Footage
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It's Because Of
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It's Drying Out
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It's a Pogo Stick
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Jambalaya Jones
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Jeff Daniels in Juice Form, Pt. 2
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Johnny Big Toes
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Judging from the Look on Your Face, My Crater Experiment Failed
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Just Another Flying Squirrel
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Just Because My Jacket's Made of Beans Doesn't Make Me Any Less of a Man
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L
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Legend of Pancake Waffles
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Let's Get a New Fruit in There
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Lewis and Clark's Amazing Journey, Presented in Boring-Vision
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Licking the Floor Dry of Parnda Bears
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Lightbulb Boogie
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Lou Diamond Phillips
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Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry. I Cheated on You
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MacDaddy Longlegs
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MacGuyver Here, MacGuyver There, MacGuyver
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Magellan Didn't Circumnavigate the Globe, He Circumnavigated My Heart
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Man, Machine, or Neither? the Shocking True Story!
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Martha Stewart's Root Beer Contract
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Mashed Potato Wannabe
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Mayonnaise Man
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Melvin Poppyseed
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Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, and the Leonardo DaVinci Code
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Miles of Tiles Liles Ahead
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Milk Johnson
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Mils Wissen
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Mistakes, the Other White Meat
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Mohamed Ali Jabar Jalood
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Molecule and Unusual Punishment
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Motion Detector Romance
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Mr. Checkbook
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Mrs. Birch Bark
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My (Dad) and Me [Making] "New" Memories
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My Cheeks Are Decreasing in Size
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My Grandma Always Said Life Was Like a Can of Mayo
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My Last Crush Wasn't This Citrusy
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Newborn Deluxe
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Nimbonious
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No Hones
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Nuffin' but a Rap Game (feat. DJ Wickensoft)
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On Another Kazoomikaze Mission
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One Man's Lipstick Is Another Man's Toothpaste
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Only One Way Out
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Oops, There Goes a Humpback Whale
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Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing
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Out of the Three Wishes, I Choose You
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PUD Cups
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Pardon My French Dip (Bonus Track)
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Paris Hilton Bakes a Cake, Film at Eleven Twelve
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Paula Abdul to the Death
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Penis Boobie Fart Poop
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Pierce a Couple Motels Before I Get Really Agitated and Explode
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Pork Petals for Me, Finger Petals
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Ppht, Oops. Ppht, Oops. Ppht, I Farted.
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President Hoover's Vacuum Flog
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Pumping Iron, Pumping Gas (Third Time's a Charm)
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Read All About It: Superman Eats Kryptonite Sandwich
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Reconsider My Offer or Else I Might Explode
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Regis Philbin + 2 = Good Quality TV
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Revolve One or Two
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Ringo Starr Ate My Homework
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Rocky Balbologna
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Rolling Rock Webster's Syndrome Dictionary
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Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer Beard
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Rosa Park's Bus Pass
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Rosie O'donnell's Ass Hatched
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Ruptured Colons on the Floor Floor Floor
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Saddle Up My Horse Register
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Salt and Catsup
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See Ya Later, Calculator
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Shampoo Up My Applesauce, G
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Shifting My Tina Turner-Shaped Car Into Gear
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Show Me Two Shoes, and I'll Raise You One
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Shut Your Face, Mary
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Slide Down the Leverage Tank, and I'll See You at Sunset
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Slide Your Coaster Under the Cup of Des Moines
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Slipping Through Time Portals in the Wee Hours of Kindergarten
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Slivering Down the Acid Melts
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Slow Motion Ocean Broken
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Something for Me
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Song That Sucks Really Bad but Was Included Anyway
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Spatula
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Summer Balls
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Super-Sounding Song Slyly Sucks Souls, Sauerkraut, Sausages
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Swamp Fire Tales
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Swisshelm
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Sycamore Lightscratches
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Thanks for Not Throwing Me Away
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That Makes It Me: 3, Danny DeVito: 1
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The Amanda Bynes Fan Club Is Made Up of Men in Their Fifties and Robots
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The Butterflies Come Alive
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The Destiny of the Dakota Fanning Dinosaur
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The Dixie Chicks...Need I Say More?
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The Dow Dropped 14 Placentas
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The Harder I Try, the Higher I Fly
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The Moon Is Officially Out of a Job
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The Thoughts That I Manifest Lead to the Path of the Appleskins Overdose
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Then Luke Perry Said, "I Gotta Banana Split"
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There Wasn't a Dry Eye in the Place Except for Russell Crowe's Telescopic Sunglasses
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There's a Li'l Irish Guy in My Soup
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These Tears Weren't Made for Crying
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Third Degrees of Thomas Waterbean
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This Is the Last Time I'm Gonna Tell You, Carrot Top!
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This Salmon Is Tuna-Riffic
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Three Things I Scrunch Between My Legs
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Time Out for Bingo Patties
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Toast
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Turntables Galore and Millard Fillmore
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Two Seconds Later and I'm Warming Up
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Under the Bumper Car Madness
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Undesired Rugburn Renewals
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Web-Based Oatmeal Courses
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What Are You Looking At, Jack Nicholson?
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What's Inside of Lips?
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Whoa, I'm Starting to Feel It!
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Wok You Talking About, Mr. Chang?
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Would You Like Standard, Premium, or Megalowski?
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X Marks the Spot for Disco Jellophane
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Yes, I Will Have Another Notebook
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Yo Mutha's Rappa
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You Are the Answer to My Question
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You Had My Heart from the Moment You Performed My Autopsy
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You're the Only Girl Who Can Finish Off My Hot Dog Sundae
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Your Light-Up Shoes Are Classic
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ZZ Top's Combover Space Odyssey
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