Songteksten van TurtleFrogMan

A Former Teen Mom Just Got Her Masters Degree
A Responsible Drunk Looks For A Ride Home
Acid At Christmas
An Unlikely Pairing
Belize
Big World of Bargains
Billy the Headless Boy Who Lived In Our Attic
Bitten By A Goose in Schaumburg, Il
Bon Voyage Mr. Shapiro
Brotherhood of the Not Very Well Endowed
Bugs
Catfish
Chasing
Close Your Eyes and It's Not There
Conversation Topics to Avoid
Couples Swap
Don't Overtighten Your Screws
Eight Hundred Dollar POS Chevy Chevette
Fourth String Quarterback
He Spanked Me
He Went By the Nickname of Buddy
Hole Number One
I Had A Talking Anus
I Loved Her Beard
If It Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit
Internet Porn
Joe Biden
Life in the Sticks
Like A Balding Man's Hairline (Special Version)
Line Dancing at the Dallas Bull
Love Grenade
Mask
Morning Wood
Mr. Bee
My Truck
No Vaccination for Love
On the Banks of Stoney Creek
One Half of His Own Son's Foot Off
One and One Quarter Jews
Patient Zero (Don't Eat Bats)
Reincarnated As A Shark In Safety Harbor, Florida
Russian Hookers Pee
Side Effects
Sisters
Special Needs Kids Love Elvis
Stranded in Afghanistan
Suicide Sunday
Swap
The Accidental Overdose of Gladys Kravitz
The College Drop Out Traveling Guide
The Feen-A-Mint Kid
The Hunt for Big O
The Multiple Kimberlys
The Sordid Tale of the Vagina Vampire
The USS Indianapolis
The Whole Enchilada
The World's Most Elaborate Joke
Time Machine
Understanding Dolores
We're All Dead.
What Are You Lookin' At Punk?
What Are Your Pronouns?
Where in the Hell Did I Park?